Talk:Rehab Island/@comment-7180588-20171111040902/@comment-7180588-20171112050239

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 * Duggie Davenport
 * Duggie Davenport
 * Welcome to the Chase McFly's Elite ANT Force Fanfiction Wikia chat
 * Duggie Davenport has joined the ANT Farm.
 * 7:38 Chase McFly Hi
 * Can you help me make Andi Beck like Barry Allen?
 * Also
 * What was our last line?
 * 7:40 Duggie Davenport Sure
 * What els
 * 7:42 Chase McFly Is that a linwe in th RP or are you asking what else?
 * 7:43 Duggie Davenport I am asking you what else
 * 7:43 Chase McFly Oh ok
 * For Andi?
 * 7:43 Duggie Davenport What us your also
 * 7:44 Chase McFly What was our last line?
 * That was my also
 * 7:44 Duggie Davenport I don't know
 * 7:45 Chase McFly Did we save it, we may not have
 * (Let's begin, I see it)
 * 7:46 Duggie Davenport I don't know is the lime
 * 7:46 Chase McFly Connor: A lot of people couldn't handle a dumpster dive for their first double date
 * 7:47 Duggie Davenport I understand
 * 7:47 Chase McFly Zuri: Who said this was a double-dte?
 * 7:47 Duggie Davenport Connor: we thought it was
 * 7:48 Chase McFly Parker: So it is, but what did you say about driving in a dumpster?
 * (Zuri elbows Parker)
 * 7:49 Duggie Davenport This is almost like diving in a dumpster you never know what they have.
 * 7:49 Chase McFly Ow.
 * Zuri: It's so nice to meet people with real passion about changing the status quo...
 * All our friends left us
 * 7:51 Duggie Davenport Yeah I love doing this stuff. It is a real interesting place
 * 7:51 Chase McFly Val: Food..I want food...nice butter! (grabs yellow substance and begins eating it)
 * 7:51 Duggie Davenport You mean parker and Val?
 * 7:52 Chase McFly Parker: We had this cool gang, but it all fell apart.
 * Is Val okay, she seems a bit hyper
 * 7:53 Duggie Davenport Yeah she is on her methadone
 * 7:54 Chase McFly Parker: Or she's justa cting...another wonderful actor in traiing.
 * Let's add soem improv
 * Yes, and that's mighty nice butter, isn't it?
 * 7:55 Duggie Davenport Yes.
 * 7:55 Chase McFly Parker: Val's looking a bit messy, I'm going to take her to the back room to clean up.
 * 7:56 Duggie Davenport OK you do that
 * 7:56 Chase McFly (they go back)
 * Connor: sorry about Val, Zuri.
 * 7:56 Duggie Davenport Its okay
 * 7:57 Chase McFly Connor: Zuri, when I first met you, I thought you were a typical, uptight, snobby New York City vapid nut-buster.
 * But you're the nicest person I'v eever known.
 * 7:58 Duggie Davenport Well you learn new things everyday
 * 7:58 Chase McFly You don't seem like the kind of perso who livesin a huge mansion that wa sbuilt on wetlands
 * 8:00 Duggie Davenport What do you mean
 * 8:01 Chase McFly Connor: I just see a look in your eyes
 * A very nice look
 * A look that evades all stereotypes
 * 8:01 Duggie Davenport You really flatter me
 * 8:01 Chase McFly Connor: Thanks, so do you.
 * 8:02 Duggie Davenport Thanks
 * 8:02 Chase McFly Looks like love cam eto you when you expected it and iddn't run away.
 * 8:02 Duggie Davenport It really did
 * 8:02 Chase McFly Yo u have accepted yourself, as have I, Zuri.
 * Want to meet my pet ostrich, she has the same fluffy black hair as you, ha ha.
 * 8:03 Duggie Davenport Sure
 * 8:03 Chase McFly Connor: It is such a deep connection I have with you
 * Did you know that I sleep in the same room as my ostrich?
 * Long story there
 * 8:05 Duggie Davenport OK. I didn't know that
 * 8:05 Chase McFly Counter Man: if anyone has hotel soap, please exit the restaurant!
 * (Connor looks at hotel soap in his pocket)
 * 8:06 Duggie Davenport OK let's leave
 * 8:07 Chase McFly (they exit)
 * 8:07 Duggie Davenport If yiy have any
 * 8:07 Chase McFly (they make-out)
 * (they then stop)
 * Connor: Let's tell each other about each other.
 * 8:08 Duggie Davenport I think I hear Parker calling
 * 8:08 Chase McFly Don't answer, Zuri.
 * So, anyways, I was always just in such a rush to grow up and change this world, and foolishly, the teeth I pulled were my adult teeth. So this guy all the way to that guy back there, that’s just a piece of wood I stick in there. I mean, they’re just chewing tools. I don’t care about looks.
 * BRB
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 * 8:25 Chase McFly (PM)(
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 * 8:36 Duggie Davenport Do you think I'm pretty
 * 8:36 Chase McFly Connor: I hope so.
 * too bad I have no idea what you look like
 * You seem to be a woman.
 * You obviously have eyes, a nose, hair, and ears, I see that you have them
 * But I cannot see your face.
 * I have face blindness.
 * 8:39 Duggie Davenport Wow I didn't know that
 * 8:40 Chase McFly At leats you have agreat heart, and we'r egoing to change the world together, Zuri
 * 8:40 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 8:41 Chase McFly Connor: You aren't a dude right?
 * 8:41 Duggie Davenport I am a chick
 * 8:42 Chase McFly Some guys like to fool me.
 * (Zuri smiles)
 * Look, there's a phone booth.
 * Go call Parker and tell him its over
 * 8:43 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 8:43 Chase McFly (Zuri goes to the phone booth and calls)
 * Parker: Hello?
 * 8:44 Duggie Davenport Its over between us
 * 8:44 Chase McFly You've reached the Rooney Residence, we're not home right now, please call again later.
 * 8:46 Duggie Davenport Its over between us parker Rooney
 * 8:46 Chase McFly (Meanwhile, at home)
 * Ralph: Kris, do you think we should call Mom and tell her Dad doesn't live ehre anymore
 * Or delete the message
 * 8:48 Duggie Davenport Kristen: tell mom
 * 8:48 Chase McFly Ralph: Wait a minute..
 * That wasn't Mom's phone number
 * Odd.
 * Eh, whatever.
 * (deltes the message)
 * Meanwhile....
 * (Connor comes to the phone booth)
 * Connor: Hurry up, lady, my girl needs to call her loser ex.
 * 8:51 Duggie Davenport OK. Connor
 * 8:52 Chase McFly Zuri, that'smyou?
 * Oops.
 * That must've been a random person in the bathroom.
 * (goes to bathroom)
 * I don't love you.
 * Now, let's go.
 * I live in an RV in the desert over in hoenix
 * Phoenix
 * 9:01 Duggie Davenport They arrive at Connors house
 * 9:01 Chase McFly Connor: What do you think?
 * 9:01 Duggie Davenport Zuri: can we dance.
 * I.like it
 * 9:02 Chase McFly Connor: Sure.
 * The next day...
 * (Zuri finds herself under an ostrich)
 * Vonnie Dons: Who's under the ostrich?
 * Is that you, Val?
 * Don't scare off my ostrich!
 * 9:05 Duggie Davenport Zuri: who are you
 * 9:06 Chase McFly Parker: Mom, t's okay, she's my girlfriend, and she's pretty.
 * 9:08 Duggie Davenport Hi mrs . dons
 * 9:09 Chase McFly Mrs. Dons: Hi, Val.
 * You have the same hair as Val, so you're Val, rght?
 * Conny, can I have my mescaline?
 * (hands Zuri a shovel)
 * The ostrich ins't cleaning up after itelf, Val.
 * 9:11 Duggie Davenport I am Zuri
 * His new gorlgree
 * Girlfriend
 * 9:12 Chase McFly Mrs. Dons: I don't care, there's a dead iguana.
 * 9:12 Duggie Davenport Fine
 * 9:12 Chase McFly Parker: The idots next door must have thrown it here.
 * 9:12 Duggie Davenport Cleans up the ostriches bathroom
 * 9:12 Chase McFly Meanwhile, next door...
 * Gabe: Chasity, do you really prefer Kaz?
 * 9:13 Duggie Davenport Kaz: yeah
 * Chastity: yeah
 * 9:14 Chase McFly Gabe: Well, that's the end of that relationship...
 * One week later...
 * Connor: And those Grou Industries people want to build a border wall
 * To seperate thewhites from the browns
 * Fed soem legendary maca tree roots to the leader and his boyfriend.
 * 9:18 Duggie Davenport OK.
 * What are we doing this for?
 * 9:19 Chase McFly Maca can increase or decrease amounts of hormones in your body depending on how much you eat
 * We're saving our land
 * Phoenix isn't in Mexico, but they think it is...
 * 9:19 Duggie Davenport Let's do that.
 * 9:19 Chase McFly Want some maca?
 * 9:19 Duggie Davenport Sure
 * 9:20 Chase McFly (gives Zuri maca)
 * Just don't be surprised by testosterone increase in your body
 * We should move to a new place.
 * Any suggestions?
 * 9:23 Duggie Davenport How about we move to my old. P
 * Place I think my husband
 * My
 * 9:23 Chase McFly Sounds great.
 * 9:23 Duggie Davenport Left
 * 9:23 Chase McFly But we need to bring Cindy.
 * My ostrich.
 * 9:25 Duggie Davenport We can
 * What about Mrs. Vonnie though
 * 9:25 Chase McFly She will be fine.
 * 9:26 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 9:26 Chase McFly (they go)
 * (they enter the room)
 * Connor: Ew, this is a horrible smell.
 * What is it?
 * Cindy: Squawks.
 * Ha ha, she has made the Master Bedroom her Birdcave
 * 9:28 Duggie Davenport Sounds like she went to the bathroom
 * 9:29 Chase McFly Connor: Should we change the world and hold our heads high from this place?
 * Also, these windows need snewspapers on 'em
 * 9:31 Duggie Davenport Yes.
 * OK
 * 9:32 Chase McFly Meanwhile...
 * (Parker washes Val off)
 * Parker: There. Now I see the face I am destined for under all this buttery stuff.
 * I really do know you from somewhere else don't I?
 * 9:34 Duggie Davenport Val: thank you Parker
 * 9:34 Chase McFly Parker: Val, whats is your last name?
 * 9:34 Duggie Davenport I don't remember
 * 9:36 Chase McFly Parker: My last name is Rooney.
 * Also
 * Zuri doesn't belive in my acting career
 * Maybe I should stay a doctor.
 * At least I made money.
 * (You there?)
 * 10:28 Duggie Davenport Yeah you should
 * No I mean you shouldn't follow your dreams
 * 10:31 Chase McFly Parker:So you're saying I should become an actor, not a doctor?
 * 10:31 Duggie Davenport Yes
 * 10:31 Chase McFly Parker: Yay
 * (Did you get my PM)
 * 10:32 Duggie Davenport No
 * You remind me on of an infamous actor
 * 10:35 Chase McFly Parker: Which famous actor?
 * That's very flattering though.
 * 10:37 Duggie Davenport You remind me of someone I know but yiur name sounds like an infamous actor . but I only get the actors name part
 * 10:39 Chase McFly (Parker kisses Val and does not here her)
 * Hear
 * Parker; You and I should have a new start together
 * 10:40 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 10:42 Chase McFly I have a license plate that says A-N-U-S-T-A-R-T
 * Let's run away together
 * 10:43 Duggie Davenport I don't think you should have one that says that
 * 10:43 Chase McFly But what do I do about Zuri?
 * Improv out of the marriage?
 * Yes, and..let's do that.
 * Why not, we will be egtting a nnew start.
 * I need to call Zuri.
 * 10:45 Duggie Davenport OK.
 * 10:46 Chase McFly (Val collapses)
 * Parker: Hi, Zuri, it's Parker. I have met someone wonderful. My dream girl. I'm so sorry, but she belives in me!
 * (rushes her to the hospital)
 * Parker: Doctor, I think butter has stopped the heart of thsi famous actress.
 * 10:53 Duggie Davenport Brb
 * Gtg
 * 10:59 Chase McFly By