Talk:Rehab Island/@comment-7180588-20171111040902

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 * Duggie Davenport
 * Duggie Davenport
 * Welcome to the Chase McFly's Elite ANT Force Fanfiction Wikia chat
 * Duggie Davenport has joined the ANT Farm.
 * 8:39 Chase McFly Hey
 * 8:39 Duggie Davenport What’d you need
 * 8:39 Chase McFly I feel like Rping
 * 8:39 Duggie Davenport Ok.
 * Do you need me to save it
 * 8:40 Chase McFly No, I am on my computer now
 * 8:41 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 8:42 Chase McFly Ravi Jr: Dad, what do you miss about our old lives?
 * 8:42 Duggie Davenport I miss being king
 * And rich
 * 8:43 Chase McFly Ravi Jr: Well, we're rich in sand
 * 8:43 Duggie Davenport Haha
 * 8:43 Chase McFly And coconuts are all over the place
 * 8:43 Duggie Davenport Haha
 * 8:43 Chase McFly Maybe you cna be the next Napoleon.
 * Get power back for 100 days
 * 8:44 Duggie Davenport Yeah maybe
 * 8:46 Chase McFly Tiffany: Look at this news article
 * 8:47 Duggie Davenport Uh huh
 * Wh
 * 8:47 Chase McFly It says America is an elective monarchy now
 * 8:49 Duggie Davenport Oh wow
 * 8:51 Chase McFly The constitutional monarchy was better
 * Anyways, I have a feling you will not be voted for.
 * 8:52 Duggie Davenport Yeah you are right
 * 8:52 Chase McFly Later...
 * Ravi: Oh my gosh, I can't stand another cocoonut or papya or fish!
 * Don't we have anything else?
 * 8:53 Duggie Davenport Nope
 * 8:53 Chase McFly Ravi:Crap.
 * (goes out to fish)
 * (concocts berry, fish, and papaya drink)
 * (sprinkles in coconut)
 * Ravi: Ah, an a la Ravi.
 * 8:56 Duggie Davenport Remember we are in not NYC so no blenders
 * 8:57 Chase McFly Ravi: But smoothies need blenders!
 * (throws drink out)
 * 8:57 Duggie Davenport Too bad
 * That is your fault for not killing or fighting back
 * 8:57 Chase McFly Maybe the fish will like it
 * Kill Evie?
 * Only her chronic vertigo could kill Evie.
 * Abnd maybe Doug, Angela, or Louis if they got drunk
 * And,,,,
 * Eh, whateves, our whole old team would want to kill Evie...
 * 9:01 Duggie Davenport Oh yeah
 * Wimo
 * Wimp
 * 9:01 Chase McFly Ravi: Can I help it if Evie is too firm a presence despite her unstable balance?
 * 9:01 Duggie Davenport Nope
 * 9:02 Chase McFly Ravi: Ugh,
 * Doesn't anyone respect me?
 * 9:03 Duggie Davenport Nope
 * Other than Ravi Jr
 * 9:03 Chase McFly Maybe I should just entrustt Zuri to fix this...
 * 9:03 Duggie Davenport Yeah maybe
 * 9:03 Chase McFly Where iss he anyway?
 * (goes to his room suling)
 * Meanwhile...
 * 9:03 Duggie Davenport I don't know
 * 9:04 Chase McFly (Parker walks into Rehab clinic)
 * Parker: Zuri?
 * Honey?
 * I'm here.
 * 9:05 Duggie Davenport Zuri: what
 * 9:05 Chase McFly Just like you asked.
 * 9:05 Duggie Davenport Hey Parker
 * I have a new boyfriend, named Connor
 * 9:06 Chase McFly Parker: Zuri, ow, let's discuss your personal opinons on Queen Evie.
 * What do you think of her
 * 9:25 Duggie Davenport I don't like her
 * 9:25 Chase McFly Parker: Same.
 * Not sure anyone does.
 * 9:26 Duggie Davenport Kind of like Trump
 * 9:27 Chase McFly Parker: Wat didn't you say this was atent clinic
 * A talent
 * 9:27 Duggie Davenport Well democrats didn't like I was rich so I was repub
 * Yeah
 * 9:28 Chase McFly Parker: You look kind of tired, Zuri, you should go get soem coffee.
 * 9:28 Duggie Davenport OK
 * Goes and gets coffee
 * 9:28 Chase McFly (As Zuri goes to get some coffee)
 * (A man says)
 * Man: That's not Free Trade coffee, so it's stupid. I wouldn't get that.
 * 9:30 Duggie Davenport Ok where is free trade
 * What is your name
 * Mine is Zuri
 * 9:31 Chase McFly Connor Dons.
 * Zuri, what an interetsing name.
 * You look kinda like a junkie.
 * 9:32 Duggie Davenport My name is Zuri Ross-Rooney
 * 9:33 Chase McFly Ross-Rooney rolls off the tongue nicely.
 * Are you addicted to alcohol?
 * Want to know some stuff about me?
 * 9:34 Duggie Davenport Yes, I would
 * 9:34 Chase McFly Well, I got kicked off orgnaization voter rules after signing up for the wrong political group.
 * 9:35 Duggie Davenport Oh wow
 * 9:35 Chase McFly Yeah it was some random guy in a booth whose group I signed out for because he was giving away free beard brushes.
 * They were designed by a company called al-qaeda.
 * 9:36 Duggie Davenport Oh wow
 * 9:36 Chase McFly My dad wasa tree fanatic
 * He got chased by a bunch of bees out of atree and that's how he died.
 * You here with anyone?
 * I'm here with her.
 * Her name is Val.
 * (points to girl)
 * She's on the itty-bitty-butts commitee
 * 9:39 Duggie Davenport I am here with my friends, Holden, willow and diggie
 * 9:39 Chase McFly Cool.
 * Val cna only eat for 20 minute periods after she stop the methadone
 * Want to join us at a restaurent later?
 * For lunch?
 * 9:40 Duggie Davenport Yeah sure
 * 9:40 Chase McFly Menawhile...
 * Mean
 * (Parker watches a monologue)
 * (He notices soemoen familliar)
 * Val: Hi, my name is Val.
 * I'm the villain in that new Fanatstic 4 play
 * 9:42 Duggie Davenport Parker: hi I am parker
 * 9:43 Chase McFly By our very own Holden Dippledorf, Diggie Smalls, Willow Rooney, and Zuri Rooney
 * Hey, you look familiar, Parker.
 * 9:43 Duggie Davenport I am friends with them, Zuri is my wife
 * 9:44 Chase McFly They're my friends too
 * Would you like to play the Invisible Woman in our play?
 * 9:44 Duggie Davenport They are actually like family because they are family friends. Yeah sure
 * 9:44 Chase McFly Also, I have a speech to make.
 * 9:45 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 9:45 Chase McFly (makes devaststating and heartbreaking speech)
 * Val: But I'm sober now.
 * And well, I was in a production of Fantastic Four in 2020.
 * 9:45 Duggie Davenport Wow that was great you brought me to tears.
 * Oh wow
 * 9:46 Chase McFly Val: Thanks, but was tehre anything wrong with how I talked?
 * I don't want them to know I'm still addicted.
 * 9:46 Duggie Davenport Nope
 * It was perfect
 * 9:46 Chase McFly Val: Thank, Parker.
 * Next, you'll tell em you saw my 2020 production of The Fantasic Four
 * 9:48 Duggie Davenport I did actually
 * 9:48 Chase McFly It was a low budget fil made in six days that was not released to the public
 * But I didn't...
 * I only showed it too a few people..
 * Like my boyfriend
 * 9:49 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 9:49 Chase McFly I'm almost never recognized, as I was The Invisibile Woman.
 * 9:49 Duggie Davenport Oh wow
 * 9:50 Chase McFly Did you find it fantastic?
 * Cause my acting carreer is over
 * 9:52 Duggie Davenport Yeah I found it fantastic
 * 9:52 Chase McFly What helps you?
 * Thsi helps me.
 * (takes out methadone bottle)
 * (drinks it)
 * 9:52 Duggie Davenport All
 * Alcohol
 * 9:52 Chase McFly You're pretty neat, parker.
 * Do I know you from somewhere
 * 9:53 Duggie Davenport I visit my wife her a lot.
 * Here
 * 9:55 Chase McFly Val: No, something else...
 * You should meet me at the restaurant down the street for lunch.
 * 9:56 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 9:57 Chase McFly (the four arrive at teh restaurant and sit together)
 * Waitress: Welcome to Swappigans.
 * We're a barter restaurant.
 * We have too many lava lamps, and too little fish.
 * 9:58 Duggie Davenport OK
 * 10:00 Chase McFly Zuri: Don't give Connor that supiscious look.
 * 10:00 Duggie Davenport Don't give val that look
 * 10:01 Chase McFly His methadone is making him believe his cocktail tray is a car.
 * Also, may we have mozzarella sticks?
 * For the tray?
 * 10:02 Duggie Davenport Waitress: sure
 * 10:02 Chase McFly Counter Man: We only have 6 sticks, and they don't have any sauce on them.
 * 10:03 Duggie Davenport OK.
 * Zuri: well take it
 * We
 * We'll
 * 10:03 Chase McFly Connor: I'd want sparkling water, but we have no hotel soaps!
 * 10:05 Duggie Davenport Waitress: OK
 * 10:05 Chase McFly Zuri: Ha ha, that's funny.
 * Hotel soeaps for sparkling water?
 * 10:06 Duggie Davenport I don't know
 * Gtg
 * 10:07 Chase McFly Bye